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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 602 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 14,662 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 17 hours, 39 minutes | ||
The best of P45's 43 jokes (View All).
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When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour. Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child. |
 
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How many policemen does it take to smash an egg? None. It fell down the stairs. |
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. |
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by P45 in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,344
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What's pink and fluffy and haven't moved in over a year? Madeleine McCann's slippers. |
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by P45 in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,032.4
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My sister caught me wanking yesterday and called me a pervert. The next day I walk into her room and catch her flicking the bean and she called me a pervert. It's the hypocrisy of the situation that annoys me the most. |
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EA have introduced two new cheats into FIFA 2010. Ashley Cole and John Terry. |
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I like my women like I like my coffee. From the third world, relatively inexpensive and preferably ground down by someone else. |
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What's the difference between the premier league and my back garden? There will be magpies in my garden tomorrow. |
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An old man walks into the local Cathedral and says to the rector, "I would like to join this fucking church."
The astonished man replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen, damn it. I said I want to join this fucking church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The rector leaves his desk and goes into the bishop's study to inform him of [...] |
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Just watched Emile Heskey rattle in seven goals on Sky Sports. It was a career montage. |
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