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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 3035 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 6,384 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 639 hours, 59 minutes | ||
The best of Odin's 186 jokes (View All).
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I remember my teacher telling me that looking out of the window wouldn't get me anywhere. Did I have a smug look on my face later on in life when I handed him his burger and fries at the drive through. |
 
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by Odin in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,068.6
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Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses. |
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| I saw a guy throwing his hands up at a rave and I couldn't help thinking, "Ecstasy really will make you eat anything." |
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As I stood there scattering my Grandad's ashes, I looked up to the sky and made a solemn vow. If the lazy cunt didn't start cleaning out his own fireplace, I would put the fucker in a nursing home. |
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by Odin in Illness and mortality - Old Age - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 243.2
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My girlfriend said she didn't like the way my ball bag slaps her arse when we have sex. She's right. The school sports cupboard is a little cramped. |
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I was mortified when I caught my dad dressed up in my mum's clothes for the first time. That skirt with those shoes? |
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I was so turned on to see my wife licking her own cunt, I had a wank whilst she moaned and groaned. I just managed to zip up before the firemen got there to cut her out of the wreckage. |
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My little disabled Son is a funny fucker. His party piece is to pull outrageously funny faces in front of my mates. We always replace his Oxygen tube before the wife walks in though. |
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by Odin in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 216.6
| I pulled my wife bleeding from the wrecked car, as she screamed and pleaded for me to let her have one more shot at parking it again. |
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My wife said, "Why is it that every time we return from holiday, I have to strain when I have a shit?" "Because it has a street value of eight grand," I replied. |
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