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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 393 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 225 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 34 hours, 44 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 243 | Live Jokes: | 53 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 190 | Duplicate Jokes: | 25 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 0.93 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 4.25 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 9,651m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (8) | |||
The best of Noebles's 53 jokes (View All).
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Pope Francis seems to believe the Falklands belong to Argentina. Well, it's hardly surprising for a man in his 70s who has chosen an imaginary friend as his boss - if you've gone that far, you can probably believe anything. |
 
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Rod Stewart is at Number 1 in the charts. Because old people don't know what 'torrenting' is. |
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All this continuous news about people 'from Telford', 'from Rochdale', 'from Birmingham' or 'from Bradford' shagging little girls is annoying. Just tell it like it is: they are from Pakistan. |
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BBC News: Google accuses Bing of "copying". How many internets does Google think there are?! |
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My mate went to Switzerland for one of those 'Right-to-Die' holidays where you kill yourself at the end. He always was a sly bastard, though. He paid for everything by credit card. |
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Hitler is turning in his grave. "NEIN! Dumnkopfs! I wanted an end to the JEWS of the world!" |
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There was a Wessex, a Sussex, and an Essex, but the county of Nossex pretty much dwindled into oblivion, due to population issues. Middlesex got moved to Thailand. |
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As part of a pre-emptive strike on Canada, the US have sent in their special forces. Silly really, because the Canadians are expert at clubbing seals. |
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After a night on the town with my mates, complaining about how ugly my wife had become since I married her, I came home, shot her and buried her in the garden, then had a week of celebrations. After my week-long hangover began to clear up, I suddenly realised that my food was still being put on the table and my clothes were still being washed and ironed, and then it dawned on me..... "Bugger, I've shot our pit-bull." |
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I have never understood the idea of drawing a girl's face on your hand before having a wank. I would be seriously disturbed to meet a girl with a dick coming OUT of her mouth a couple of times a second. |
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