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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 106 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 5,130 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 28 hours, 57 minutes | ||
The best of Nobodys Hero's 11 jokes (View All).
| Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £2 a month? |
 
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by Nobodys Hero in Other - Charity (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 4,426.8
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How do you know where Will Smith has been in the snow? You look for the fresh prints! |
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by Nobodys Hero in Celebrities - Will Smith - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 247.8
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Me and my family buried my Grandma this morning... Her jokes just weren't good enough |
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I was so angry when my Blackerry stopped working today I was gonna start a riot! But then I remembered I had a Blackberry, so i couldn't |
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Sex is like playing football. If your father forced you to do lots of it at a young age, you are more likely to try and make a career out of it when you're older. |
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by Nobodys Hero in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 51
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I hate it when I'm watching TV and the program gets interupted by 30 seconds of a program being shown on another channel. For example, I was watching Comic Relief the other night, but every so often a bit of Crimewatch kept appearing. |
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I saw a young mum running around the hospital screaming yesterday "I've lost my Faith, I've lost my Faith!" Apparently I was wrong to say "you musn't lose Hope as well." |
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by Nobodys Hero in Sex and shit - Twins (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 20
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For Halloween this year, I decided that I would wear an Everton shirt and go out dressed as Madeleine McCann. My mate said to me, "You can't go out like that, you'll get shot!" I said, "If that happens, I'll just have to tell people I'm Rhys Jones instead." |
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by Nobodys Hero in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 19.2
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Bidding on ebay is like having sex from a male's perspective. It doesn't matter how much money you spend trying to get it, or how long it lasts, its all about the last few seconds. |
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I told the Girlfriend I wanted to try something naughty with her, she was well up for it. So i framed her for murder |
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submitted by Nobodys Hero, originally by Sav in Crime - Murder - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 8.4
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