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You know it was a good shit when it comes out in '08.
Banter is hard to come buy these days, but dammit man I'm trying.
Banter is hard to come buy these days, but dammit man I'm trying.
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 829 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 8,801 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 160 hours, 10 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 282 | Live Jokes: | 82 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 200 | Duplicate Jokes: | 23 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 31.21 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 107.33 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 25,083m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Rape (9) | |||
The best of Nikorasu's 82 jokes (View All).
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My dad always used to say, "If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?" After visiting Sickipedia I see the obvious answer is blacks, the handicapped, and the dead. |
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I was watching porn with the missus and she complained "This is so unrealistic." I said, "Just because you're unwilling to try new things, doesn't mean everyone's that frigid." "Not that," she explained, "It's just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny cocks." |
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by Nikorasu in Other - Professions (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 754.4
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My girlfriend left me last week, she said I was too passive and I didn't stick up for myself enough. I can't argue with that. |
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by Nikorasu in Sex and shit - Relationships - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 539.8
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The other day I came home early from work to find my wife spread out on our bed vigorously awaiting my sexual advances. The poor girl was so horny for me she never even realised my mate Colin was under the bed looking for a DVD he lent me. |
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The other day a mate of mine made a gay pass at me. I chucked the ball back to him and said, "Kick it properly you flamboyant cunt!" |
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I went to my first day of college today. As an icebreaker, each person was asked to say something about themselves, for example, "I'm Megan and I love cooking" or "I'm Ryan and I love football." When it came to my turn, I said, "I'm Nick and I'm a Sickipedian." I figured that would make fewer enemies than saying, "I'm Nick and I hate blacks, Jews, babies, retards and your mum." |
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I had a girl at my flat the other day, we had only recently started dating so I still wasn't entirely confident around her.
While I was in the bathroom, she opened up my laptop. I came out and immediately noticed sickipedia was open on my screen, I cringed but then noticed that she had a big smile across her face. "So you're a sickipedian too?" She asked, I nodded in reply. Letting out a big sigh, I now felt completely comfortable to open up to her. After explaini [...] |
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A mate of mine called me a cunt because I "talk too posh." One was insulted. |
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Hear the one about the housewife with the broken nose? No? Good, I warned her to keep her mouth shut. |
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