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Banter is hard to come buy these days, but dammit man I'm trying.
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|Total Time Active:||160 hours, 10 minutes|
The best of Nikorasu's 82 jokes (View All).
My dad always used to say, "If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?"
After visiting Sickipedia I see the obvious answer is blacks, the handicapped, and the dead.
My girlfriend left me last week, she said I was too passive and I didn't stick up for myself enough.
I can't argue with that.
The other day I came home early from work to find my wife spread out on our bed vigorously awaiting my sexual advances.
The poor girl was so horny for me she never even realised my mate Colin was under the bed looking for a DVD he lent me.
The other day a mate of mine made a gay pass at me.
I chucked the ball back to him and said, "Kick it properly you flamboyant cunt!"
Hear the one about the housewife with the broken nose?
No? Good, I warned her to keep her mouth shut.
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