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The best of NeverTooLow's 120 jokes (View All).
I was just washing my hands in the mens toilets, when I thought to myself;
"I should probably be using the sink..."
Cheryl told Cher "Being in the bottom two is actually a positive thing."
That's like a doctor telling his patient after an MRI scan, "Just think of all the money you'll save on shampoo!"
I'm recording a new TV show. It basically involves me running around Brighton, sneaking up on homosexuals and punching them in the face.
It's called 'Black Eye for the Queer Guy'.
Sky News: Man Seeks the Right to End His Life
In the story it says, "Mr Nicklinson is too ill to travel to the Swiss suicide clinic Dignitas."
.....maybe he should try anyway? Whether he makes it or not it's a Win-Win situation, right?
Empire State Building - Tall
Big Ben - Tall
Taj Mahal - Tall
The Pyramids - Tall
Great Wall of China - Long and wide
Must be the way the Chinese see things...
Breaking News: Raoul Moat has been found!
He was caught hiding in the Big Brother house!
A very clever strategy, the one place no one would look...
Girl meets boy,
Girl and boy fall in love,
Girl and boy encounter some difficulties,
Girl and boy get over it and love each other forever.
There, my prediction for every song Taylor Swift will ever record.
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