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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 428 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 3,431 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 92 hours, 54 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 352 | Live Jokes: | 104 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 248 | Duplicate Jokes: | 68 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 9.75 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 32.99 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 55,612m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Relationships (10) | |||
The best of MrCoolio's 104 jokes (View All).
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My wife said, "Whenever we argue, you just reply with shit punchlines that don't make sense." I replied, "That's what she said." |
 
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by MrCoolio in Sex and shit - Relationships - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 918.8
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I recently found out that the repetitive annoying noise in the stadiums isn't vuvuzelas. It's actually the collective sound of 75,000 African stomachs rumbling. |
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BBC: "First pro-abortion advert to be broadcast" I'm guessing it's just a photo of Piers Morgan for 15 seconds. |
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| Rapists - they come and go. |
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| Child pornography - the only crime where it's illegal to be an eye-witness. |
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by MrCoolio in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 196.4
| When the doctor asks "Have you had sex in the last 3 months?", never reply with "Consensual?" |
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I was in the cinema last night when a man shouted "Down at front!" I thought: "There's no need to point out the disabled kid" |
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by MrCoolio in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 172
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What goes "Black, black, black, black, black"? Me, angrily scrolling through a porn site. |
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by MrCoolio in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 165.6
| Limousine - a collective noun for a group of slags. |
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| Don't talk about my teeth, they're sensitive. |
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by MrCoolio in Illness and mortality - Teeth - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 112.6
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