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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 141 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 883 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 87 hours, 12 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 328 | Live Jokes: | 80 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 248 | Duplicate Jokes: | 25 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 2.69 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 11.04 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 8,394m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (29) | |||
The best of Mr.bass's 80 jokes (View All).
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My daughter has decided to do hair and beauty when she leaves school. Basically she's thick as fuck. |
 
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I went to the doctor because I have an uncontrollable urge to talk about other people's business. I was diagnosed with being a woman. |
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My mate is 6"4, 18 stone of pure muscle and Is an absolute fucking tank. Yet she still denies taking steroids. |
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Video killed the radio star. So the radio killed a nurse. |
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There is a lot of outrage at the younger generation expressing their hate for Margaret Thatcher even though they weren't alive when she was in power. Well, I wasn't alive when Hitler was in power, but I still know he was a cunt. |
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They say if you want to know what your wife will look like in the future then look at her mum. I think that's stupid. My mother in-law has way better tits. |
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| A.D.H.D is just a nicer way of saying that your child is a horrible little cunt. |
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| Atheism... Or common sense as it's more widely known. |
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Uproar in the feminist community over the increase of sexism against women in the media. Typical bitches always moaning. |
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If you don't know who Seb Coe is then he'll tell you. Over and over and fucking over again. |
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