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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 258 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,001 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 35 hours, 39 minutes | ||
The best of MajesticWok's 46 jokes (View All).
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Golf. The only time it's acceptable for a man to hold an iron. |
 
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I bought some "magic mushrooms" that apparently give you the most bizarre hallucinations. They must be really good because I was watching Match Of The Day and Heskey scored. |
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David Cameron is a neighbour of Rebekah Brooks. He didn't realise, for ages he thought it was a fox going through his bins. |
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| Nothing says, 'I'm a twat' more than making people watch your goal over and over again on FIFA '10. |
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I always wondered why Stephen Hawking had a lop-sided face. Stroke of genius. |
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by MajesticWok in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 28.4
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"He's probably more scared of us than we are of him" - Said the twins |
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by MajesticWok in In The News - Animal News - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 26.8
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What's the difference between a dog scratching at your door and a woman scratching at your door? The dog stops whining when they get let in. |
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I like to throw my girlfriend at pigs. She's an angry bird. |
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Nice to see David Haye use his "shock" tactic. By turning up. |
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I like my women how I like my coffee. Grounded up and stuffed in a jar. |
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