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Lmc11's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 7 Total Joke Score: 152
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 1 hours, 22 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 41 Live Jokes: 12
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 29 Duplicate Jokes: 10


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Just been on the go compare website for a few quotes. One question they asked me was " Where did you hear about us?"
I thought, are these taking the piss? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Lmc11 in TV - Adverts - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 179.2

Just finished wrapping Maddys present.

It was quite easy really, i just put a sock on it. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by Lmc11, originally by Gerry McCann which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 9

So Pornhub, i can get ripped in 4 weeks? grow my dick a further few inches? and meet a fit girl in my area? Fuckinell you fancy just loadin the video so i can get back in the real world and have a wank. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Lmc11 which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 1

Twinkle Twinkle little star
Maddy Mcann get in my car
drive all day, fuck all night
open it up, i dont like it tight
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Ive got maddie ha ha ha ha 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Lmc11 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 0.4

Id love to go on the show "Embarrasing bodies"

Theres nothing wrong with me i just want to get my massive penis out on tv. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Lmc11 in TV - ??? General - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: -1.6

Did anyone else see that nigger steal 23 grand on goldenbollocks before?
Finally after all these years shes come good, im going to let her sisters out of their cage tomorrow to apply for deal or no deal. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Lmc11 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: -2

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