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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 177 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 14,697 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 129 hours, 19 minutes | ||
The best of Leozam's 164 jokes (View All).
| You can tell my girlfriend's really Japanese because her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them |
 
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submitted by Leozam, originally by 'bash.org'. in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,831.8
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I think my relationship is in bother. When I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I fantasise about having a wank. |
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submitted by Leozam, originally by 'Bill Hicks'. in Sex and shit - Relationships - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,502.6
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One advantage of being Pakistani in prison: No chance of being raped in the showers. |
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| You have to hand it to muggers... |
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My housekeeper stole my wallet by concealing it in her fairly large vagina. I didn't know she had it in her. |
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submitted by Leozam, originally by 'derived from Curb Your Enthusiasm'. in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 602.6
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Tonight's forecast: Dark |
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submitted by Leozam, originally by 'George Carlin'. in In The News - Weather - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 570.8
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Note to Jordan If you're on top, it's probably not rape. |
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by Leozam in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 543.2
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I had a nightmare last night. This big dog turd with a rapist mask was chasing me with a mallet and my feet were stuck to the ground as it started smashing my limbs off. That was some scary shit. |
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I was eagerly anticipating Zoo magazine's spread on Cheryl Tweedy's twat. Unfortunately, it turned out to be an article about her ex-husband. |
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| I was asked to leave Waterstones last week for moving the Qur'an to the horror section |
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