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|Total Joke Score:||14,697|
|Total Time Active:||129 hours, 19 minutes|
The best of Leozam's 164 jokes (View All).
|You can tell my girlfriend's really Japanese because her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them|
I think my relationship is in bother.
When I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I fantasise about having a wank.
My housekeeper stole my wallet by concealing it in her fairly large vagina.
I didn't know she had it in her.
I had a nightmare last night. This big dog turd with a rapist mask was chasing me with a mallet and my feet were stuck to the ground as it started smashing my limbs off.
That was some scary shit.
I was eagerly anticipating Zoo magazine's spread on Cheryl Tweedy's twat.
Unfortunately, it turned out to be an article about her ex-husband.
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