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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 354 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,884 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 48 hours, 54 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 144 | Live Jokes: | 43 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 101 | Duplicate Jokes: | 13 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 13.08 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 43.81 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 70,150m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Celebrities > Footballers (5) | |||
The best of Jismfactor's 43 jokes (View All).
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My PC is in clear view of the window so, when I'm having a crafty wank, I tend to draw the curtains. The problem with that is I get loads of complaints, things like "Sir, I'm scared of the dark!" and "I can't see my colouring in." |
 
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by Jismfactor in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 298.2
| I was pleased to see Lady Gaga pick up three Brit awards last night. Best female, Best Male and Best of Breed. |
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by Jismfactor in Celebrities - Lady Gaga (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 291.4
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Take my word for it, Rooney is on his way to Liverpool. I know because I heard Roy Hodgson saying, "Looks like Wayne's coming." I didn't hear any more because it started pissing down and I had to run for cover. |
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by Jismfactor in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 283.6
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I just want to say how saddened I am on hearing the news that Britain's Fattest woman, Sharon Mevsimler, died in hospital at the weekend after gorging on KFC family buckets. Since hearing the news, I've not slept, I can't eat and haven't stopped thinking about her. Kind regards, Dave. Chelmsford Borough council Grave digging Dept. |
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by Jismfactor in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 264
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Give an Ethiopian a meal and you feed him for a day.... Give an Ethiopian an aircraft meal and you can feed him for the rest of his life. |
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by Jismfactor in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 211.8
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The Sun: Two Ikea delivery drivers are to be questioned by police investigating the Jo Yeates murder. Makes sense: it took ages for her body to turn up and, when it did, there were bits missing. |
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So they've found Woodhenge near to Stonehenge. I bet they'll find Strawhenge next. Them little piggies, what are they like? |
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I'm doing my bit for the Haiti clear-up operation. I've sent 20 rubble sacks. Hope they're back before the end of next week, I need the hardcore for the footings to my new conservatory. |
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What's brown, nasty and floats on water? Somali Pirates. |
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How many Gingers does it take to change a light bulb? None. The searing 25Watt light might burn blisters into their skin. |
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