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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 63 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,181 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 34 hours, 35 minutes | ||
The best of In Lehmanns Terms's 42 jokes (View All).
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by In Lehmanns Terms in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 635.8
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Three Jews walk into a sauna. Gullible cunts. |
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by In Lehmanns Terms in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 509.4
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Josef Fritzl has been commissioned to write a series a childrens books in prison.
The series will have 7 books and will feature such titles as: Josef Fritzl and the Chamber of Secrets Josef Fritzl and the Prisoner of Amstetten Josef Fritzl and the Gob full of Cum Josef Fritzl and the Inbred Prince Josef Fritzl and the Deathly Dungeon Josef Fritzl and the Girl Who Swallows Elisabeth Fritzl and [...] |
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by In Lehmanns Terms in In The News - Trials - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 146.6
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I feel for whoever works for the Missing Persons department in China. Talk about looking for a needle in a stack full of needles! |
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So The Sun have published a mock image of what Maddie McCann would look like at age 6. I tell you what, she's really let herself go. |
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by In Lehmanns Terms in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 96.4
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I had sex with a chicken last week Turns out the chicken came first. |
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by In Lehmanns Terms in Sex and shit - Animals - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 81.8
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Hit a fence at 30mph and there's around an 80% chance I'll live Hit a fence at 40mph and there's around 100% chance I'm Francesca Anobile |
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by In Lehmanns Terms in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 66
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How many Sickipedians does it take to screw up a website? Database latency too high, check back later. For fuck sake. |
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A school in Texas has been told it needs to put advisory stickers on chairs due to the increasing number of overweight children. The messages reads: "Warning, may break under pressure" At first there was outrage, until they saw the smaller message below that read: "Made in France" |
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I saw a White Flag for sale on eBay The description said "Used, good condition, WW2 memorabilia, contact seller 'FrenchArmy1940' for more information" |
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