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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 0
Total Joke Score: 2,159
Total Time Active: 0 seconds
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 103 Live Jokes: 32
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 71 Duplicate Jokes: 4
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 20.96 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 67.47
Average Time Before Deletion: 0m
Favourite Subcategory Racism > Black (3)

The best of HardTailBadAss's 32 jokes (View All).
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Today during dinner my son had hardly touched his plate and the wife said, "Think of the poor children in Africa, Kyle"
He said back to her, "Do they have to eat this shite too?"
High fiving didn't impress her too much either. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by HardTailBadAss in Sex and shit - Nagging (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 968.8

207875
Looking for a nipple on Youtube is like looking for a salad in America. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by HardTailBadAss in Racism - American (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 285.2

169123
My hands are like the Rain , They make you wet!

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Mine are like onions 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by HardTailBadAss in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 240.4

186480
The other day I got pulled over for speeding

Apparently, "Because you were fucking chasing me!" isn't a valid reason 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by HardTailBadAss in Crime - Speeding - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 177.6

296884
You know you play COD too much when someone walks into the room and your first thought is,

"Why didn't the claymore get them?" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by HardTailBadAss in Other - Video Games - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 109.8

289994
I was with this girl last night who was playing really, really hard to get.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by HardTailBadAss in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 77.6

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If I measure from the other end of the ruler, I've got a 10 inch cock! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by HardTailBadAss in Sex and shit - Penis - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 35.6

189487
Someone at my work was fired yesterday after being accused of raping 3 women in the office.

That'll teach the cunt to steal my parking space 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by HardTailBadAss in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 27.4

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It was nice to run into my ex-girlfriend in the street the other day - I reckon the dent in my car was well worth the screaming and blood. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by HardTailBadAss in Crime - Hit And Run - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 26.4

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Am I the only one who hasn’t sucked Jordan’s tits?
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Her little nigglet hasn't either, poor bastard keeps missing 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by HardTailBadAss in Celebrities - Harvey Price - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 19.4


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