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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 346
Total Joke Score: 2,763
Total Time Active: 44 hours, 27 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 59 Live Jokes: 26
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 33 Duplicate Jokes: 7
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 46.83 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 106.27
Average Time Before Deletion: 47,685m
Favourite Subcategory Sex and shit > Pornography (4)

The best of Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber's 26 jokes (View All).
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Just as the porn video finishes loading, a message appears at the corner of my screen:

"Battery low - 5 mins remaining"

Game on. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2,298.8

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It's an event that will be watched and celebrated by millions of people all over the country. Some will celebrate with large street parties and others with small gatherings of friends and family. Some people however, like me, will be watching the event alone in their bedrooms with the curtains drawn and their trousers round their ankles as they masturbate furiously over the sight of her making her way along the procession. It will be a day that none of us will ever forget.

The fun [...]

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Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Sex and shit - Masturbation (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 58

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If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

And if a baby is raped in the woods and there is no one there to see it, is it still funny? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 56.8

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Are you reading this before you have a wank or have you already had one?

You're on the internet remember, there's no escaping it. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Other - Internet (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 55.6

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"I hate it when it's too many niggas not enough hoes"

I'm sorry Ludacris but there are always too many niggers and not enough hoes.

Always. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Racism - Black - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 49.6

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"No unread mail. Why not tag some jokes?"

Because I'd rather have a wank. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 34.6

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Every time a new player signs for a club the manager will explain his decision to sign him by saying somehting like: "Well this player was brought to my attention by one of our scouts and after watching him for some time myself I saw that he had real quality and decided to make an offer."

For once I would just like to see a manager be honest and say "Well I was playing FIFA..." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Sports - Football - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 33.4

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I got stopped by the police today and given a restraining order.

I don't know why though, as far as I'm aware there aren't any laws against standing outside a primary school dressed as a clown with a packet of Haribo on the end of a fishing rod. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Crime - Child Abuse - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 27.4

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My wife just caught me watching porn.

Coming up with an excuse about how I "accidentally" clicked on the wrong link was easy.

Unfortunately it didn't explain why I was wearing our daughter's knickers like a balaclava. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 26.6

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I caught my twelve year old son smoking earlier so to teach him a lesson I made him smoke a whole packet of cigarettes while I stood and watched him.

I can't wait 'till I catch my daughter having underage sex. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Crime - Child Abuse - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 20.2


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