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The best of GIZZARD's 78 jokes (View All).
I read in the paper that there are up to 100,000 battered women in the UK each year.
And all this time I've been eating them raw.
There's a hell of a lot of gang rape jokes about just now.
Who'd be fucking crazy enough to try and rape a gang in the first place?
What's the difference between a western girl and a Arab girl?
The western girl gets stoned before she commits adultery.
After watching all the hundreds of tons of fireworks on the telly on new years eve, in my excitement I forgot to turn off the standby button on the TV.
Hope I haven't increased my carbon footprint too much.
Chelsea FC will be sending two stretcher bearers and a physio to Frank Lampard's mums funeral.
Just in case Didier Drogba falls in the box.
I've been doing some D.I.Y. around the house.
So I rang the local council to ask if I could have a skip outside my house.
The bloke from the council said, "You can cartwheel round the fucking block for all I care."
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