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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 291 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,015 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 38 hours, 43 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 45 | Live Jokes: | 10 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 35 | Duplicate Jokes: | 11 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 44.78 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 201.50 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 42,684m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (2) | |||
All of Fuzbomb's 10 jokes.
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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse. |
 
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by Fuzbomb in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,660.6
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The other day I asked a girl I've liked for ages if she'd like to go out with me some time. She declined and when I asked her why, she simply said "No reason". So I beat the ever loving shit out of her. Now she has a reason. |
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I'm willing to bet that the majority of people who post the most disturbing and sick jokes on here are still decent, morally upstanding human beings deep down. Unlike the niggers they are mocking. |
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After defeating Harrison, David Haye has said that he'd like to take him out for a drink. I wouldn't. The cunt can't even get three rounds in. |
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BBC News: 2 shot dead in car attack. Surely it must have been a gun attack. |
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I don't know why the BNP tried to claim they were like Marmite... They don't have any members that are brown and smelly. |
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My wife overdosed on homeopathic medicine last week. She drowned. |
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A mate of mine told me that a leaking tap can waste up to 15 litres of water per day. He suggested I replace my washer... ...so I got myself a fat bird who can turn off taps properly. |
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I gave my girlfriend the earth, then she asked me for the stars. She got them as soon as I gave her a right hook. |
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| We can put men on the moon, cure diseases, split the atom, open heart surgery, genetic breeding, build and fly aeroplanes, invented the computer, i-pod and discover planets, but how come it takes me 20 minutes to peel a tangerine and still get juice in my eye and all over my desk!! |
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