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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 89
Total Joke Score: 3,489
Total Time Active: 9 hours, 22 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 77 Live Jokes: 32
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 45 Duplicate Jokes: 7
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 45.31 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 109.03
Average Time Before Deletion: 118,379m
Favourite Subcategory Crime > Paedophilia (2)

The best of Fists Of Fuhrer's 32 jokes (View All).
34874
Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got Alzheimer's,

This little piggy went to market.
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Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,122.8

29113
Apparently 5/3rds of people are shit at fractions. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Politics - Education - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 539.4

34721
An Englishman walks into a pole.

Nothing new there then.
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Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Racism - Polish - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 425.2

119845
Is it me or is the Dutch version of Top Gear a bit more extreme? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in In The News - Crashes - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 344.8

108812
How does Stephen Hawking run?

On double A's
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Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 282.2

14017
A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs.

In fact he was stumped.
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Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 5 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 219

646499
"Lady Gaga in 'meat controversy'"

Not for the first time...
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Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Celebrities - Lady Gaga - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 100.8

30257
HOW TO MAKE A TURKEY

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whisky
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whisky
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself [...]

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Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 78.2

35247
What's the difference between George Sampson and London coppers?

At least when George Sampson beat two Muslims he did it on live TV
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Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Other - Professions - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 53

35052
Well there's good news and bad news. The good news is my son finally found a date for the school prom.

The bad news is he goes to an all boy's school
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Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 35


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