Essehm's Statistics
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 5 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,087 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 33 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 5 | Live Jokes: | 3 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 2 | Duplicate Jokes: | 0 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 217.40 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 362.33 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 0m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Missing Persons (1) | |||
All of Essehm's 3 jokes.
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A man on his way home from the pub decides to take a short-cut through an unlit park.
A woman approaches him and offers to fuck his brains out for £5. The man thinks to himself that this is a chance too good to miss, so hands over the £5. She leads him into a bush and they get under way. A policeman happens to pass by, hears them at it and notices the bush shaking. He approaches, shines his torch on the pair and asks the man wha [...] |
 
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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The Irishman nodded..." [...] |
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Why did the kidnappers take Madeleine McCann but leave the other two children? They weren't flirting. |
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Joke
by Essehm in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 27.2
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