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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 252 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 4,659 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 19 hours, 26 minutes | ||
The best of EnglishWhiteBoy's 25 jokes (View All).
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Hitler was one of the most evil men in history. He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II. Although, on the plus side, if he hadn't have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War |
 
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by EnglishWhiteBoy in Celebrities - Historical Figures - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,964.4
| Haven't you found it ironic that Americans have been comparing George Bush to a chimp for the past 8 years and now they are going to replace him with a monkey |
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by EnglishWhiteBoy in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 897.8
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Did you hear about the Pakistani who bought an odour-eater? It ate him. |
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I'm married to a disabled lady. I know she'll never leave me. I took the wheels off her chair. |
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submitted by EnglishWhiteBoy, originally by 'Jason Rouse'. in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 278
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Steve Irwin died the way he lived With animals in his heart |
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by EnglishWhiteBoy in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 207
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Shut down by the RSPCA. |
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by EnglishWhiteBoy in Other - Animals/Insects - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 206.4
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How do you know if your newspaper is upside down? Tottenham are at the top of the table |
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What's the most confusing day for a child in Harlem? Go to work with your dad day. |
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After Russell Brand resigning and Jonathan Ross' show getting postponed we mustn't forget who the real victims are in all of this. Four Poofs & A Piano |
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by EnglishWhiteBoy in Celebrities - Russell Brand - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 83.4
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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. [...] |
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