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The best of Dristarg's 353 jokes (View All).
I have blue eyes. I got them from my father.
My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.
A fat woman goes to her doctor and asks, "What are the easiest exercises I can take to lose weight?"
He replies, "At certain times, just shake your head."
"What 'certain times?'"
"Whenever someone offers you food."
|Police raided Katie Price's home and found a man in her bedroom. They arrested him for loitering in a public place.|
New Bond film's theme performed by Adele.
A rare example of something beginning when the fat lady sings.
Victoria Beckham goes up to David and says: "I've just seen what's in the games room - why have you bought a coffin for me?"
He replies: "That's not your coffin, it's a case for my snooker cue."
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