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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 2
Total Joke Score: 2,519
Total Time Active: 11 hours, 46 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 40 Live Jokes: 9
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 31 Duplicate Jokes: 2
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 62.98 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 279.89
Average Time Before Deletion: 0m
Favourite Subcategory In The News > Missing Persons (2)

All of Dr.Sphincter's 9 jokes.
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You know you've got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dr.Sphincter in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,312.6

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Isn't it strange how quickly the thought..

''This would be an incredibly inappropriate situation to masturbate'', becomes..

''This is going to be the best wank ever''?
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Joke by Dr.Sphincter in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 72.4

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My passion is to have sex with a Japanese girl.

Nothing to do with the sex itself, I'm just dying to know if their vaginas are ACTUALLY censored.
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Joke by Dr.Sphincter in Racism - Japanese - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 46.4

158857
What's the difference between Sickipedians and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

We only get one vote.
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Joke by Dr.Sphincter in Racism - Iranian - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 42.2

234018
I knew I could rely on my mother to help me through the rape trial.

She decided not to testify.
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Joke by Dr.Sphincter in Crime - Rape - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 15.2

154728
Dear Agony Aunt,

Recently, I have become increasingly worried that my partner is hiding something from me...

Mr G McCann, UK.
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Joke by Dr.Sphincter in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 13

171977
People who get caught with hundreds of child porn images on their computers make me sick..

I've spent fucking hours searching for some and not once hit the jackpot!
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Joke by Dr.Sphincter in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 12.2

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Now that Oasis have split I'm completely at a loss.

Where will I go to throw cups filled with my own urine at innocent people?
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Joke by Dr.Sphincter in Other - Music - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 6.2

160096
I've just finished watching the first season of 'Lost'.

I just can't work it out; who's playing Maddie?
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Joke by Dr.Sphincter in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1.2


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