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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 612 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 6,843 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 26 hours, 24 minutes | ||
The best of DirtyCuntPJ's 22 jokes (View All).
| Ever noticed during international football matches, the score shows three letters to show which country is playing which, such as 'ENG 3-0 FRA' - I wonder if that's why I've never seen NIGeria play GERmany?... |
 
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by DirtyCuntPJ in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 3,766.2
| The BBC are commissioning a new crime forensic series focussing on finding evidence of necrophilia from the corpse - it's called 'Wanking The Dead'... |
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by DirtyCuntPJ in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,223.4
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Metro Front Page:- "Cricket declares war on cheaters" What a brave little insect, taking on all those big cats single-handedly... |
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by DirtyCuntPJ in Sports - Cricket (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,094.4
| Anyone who's ever experienced Tesco should know that their famous slogan "Every little helps" is much more appropriate when you remove the first and last letters... |
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by DirtyCuntPJ in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 464
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This Sunday's X-Factor results show will feature Leona Lewis, along with the Black Eyed Peas... This shit really does write itself sometimes! |
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| The Exorcist - not the first time a Catholic priest ties a little girl to a bed... |
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| After both the Tyson ear-chewing incident and Frank Bruno being sectioned, Warner Brothers have announced a new animation based on these two events - 'Looney Coons'... |
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by DirtyCuntPJ in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 38.2
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Why did the Ethiopian stick his fingers up his nose before going to bed? So nobody would nick his breakfast while he was asleep... |
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| All that fuss Middle America made years ago, suggesting Buffy The Vampire Slayer was promoting witchcraft, and you shouldn't let your children watch it - mind you, I never let my kids watch it either, but that's only because I didn't want them in the same room as me while I was masturbating... |
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by DirtyCuntPJ in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 11
| In the wake of all these jokes about Liam Gill, I assume we all know what a 'scally' is by now - but does that mean Coleen Rooney, Abbey Clancy and Alex Curran are, by definition, 'scally-WAGs'?... |
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