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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 747 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 3,812 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 65 hours, 40 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 172 | Live Jokes: | 30 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 142 | Duplicate Jokes: | 57 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 22.16 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 127.07 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 46m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Penis (3) | |||
The best of Deeps's 30 jokes (View All).
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. |
 
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A man and his wife are fucking. 15 minutes has passed, 30 minutes, then 45 minutes. Sweat is pouring off both of them. The wife finally looks up and says, "What's the matter, darling, can't you think of anyone else, either?" |
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The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence." Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes." |
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Me and the wife are having what is known as Olympic sex. It happens once every 4 years.. |
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| Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does. |
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Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.... |
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Once upon a time, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh. Pooh thought to himself: "If the pig sneezes, he's fucking dead." |
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by Deeps in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 148.2
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A wife said to her husband on their wedding night: Are you sure that I am the first woman you have slept with ? Husband: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others. |
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I like my women like I like my coffee. Expensive and on every corner. |
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| Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin and, if that doesn't change soon, I'm going to divorce her. |
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by Deeps in Sex and shit - Virginity (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 77.2
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