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The best of Deeps's 30 jokes (View All).
A man and his wife are fucking. 15 minutes has passed, 30 minutes, then 45 minutes. Sweat is pouring off both of them.
The wife finally looks up and says, "What's the matter, darling, can't you think of anyone else, either?"
The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence."
Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes."
|Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.|
Every married man keeps wondering every evening:
Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....
Once upon a time, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh.
Pooh thought to himself: "If the pig sneezes, he's fucking dead."
A wife said to her husband on their wedding night: Are you sure that I am the first woman you have slept with ?
Husband: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others.
|Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin and, if that doesn't change soon, I'm going to divorce her.|
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