Danny-J's Statistics
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 375 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,070 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 52 hours, 28 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 141 | Live Jokes: | 24 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 117 | Duplicate Jokes: | 10 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 7.59 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 44.58 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 47,532m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Paedophile (3) | |||
The best of Danny-J's 24 jokes (View All).
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I have a stalker. Everywhere I go, she's always there, 10 paces ahead of me... |
 
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My girlfriend just asked me: "What's for tea?" I said: "Come on now, we've been here for nearly three years; in Portuguese, please." |
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by Danny-J in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 245.6
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I think all this time at the gym is paying off. Today I managed to stop a double decker bus with one hand. |
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Can Eastenders be classed as a TV show that accurately mirrors real life? I mean, just one family of blacks in a borough of London..? |
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I just shaved off my beard that I've being growing for 3 years now, and I feel like a 12 year old boy. Anyone know where I can find one? |
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by Danny-J in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 21
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Front page of The Sun today: Joe McElderry is gay. I suppose the rest of the weeks breaking headlines will be; Sunday: Cheryl Cole is sexy. Monday: Michael Jackson used to be black. Tuesday: Man City are the richest premier league club. Wednesday: Jon Venables is a paedophile. Thursday: Men watch a lot of internet porn. Friday: Michael Barrymore invites Joe McElderry to a pool party... |
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I'm so tired of my friends calling me a holocaust denialist. How can you deny something that never happened? |
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What's more embarrassing than being caught watching child porn by your girlfriend? Having to explain to the little slut what her best friend is doing on the screen. |
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by Danny-J in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 18.4
| Midget porn: Because child porn is illegal. |
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If Adam and Eve were white, where did all these niggers come from? Christianity 0-1 Racism |
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