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The best of DangerousWilly's 20 jokes (View All).
"Someone's been eating my porridge!" said Father bear.
Mother bear sighed and poured him another bowl. Life was tough and draining for her, now that her husband was suffering from Alzheimer's.
As I was sitting there enjoying myself with a pint in my right hand, a packet of crisps in my left hand, and a cigar in my mouth, I thought to myself:
"How the fuck am I going to use the gear stick?"
I thought I'd been badly friend-zoned the other day when the girl I like said she saw me as being like a brother to her.
Then I remembered that she's from Norfolk.
|I was telling my parents all about my project to build my own computer the other day. I went into lots of detail about all the different parts and components and my dad was really interested, but it just made my motherboard.|
As we get closer to Christmas I like to think of those that aren't as lucky as me, those with no homes to go to, those with no family to spend Christmas with, those with no food etc.
I have a good old laugh and it puts me in a great mood!
Straight after we got married, my wife and I wasted no time in getting down to business and having the most amazing sex.
To be honest, as surprised and disgusted as they were, I think the congregation and especially the vicar were pretty impressed.
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