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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 21 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,120 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 4 hours, 22 minutes | ||
All of DanMan's 6 jokes.
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Had the Large Hadron Collider experiment failed, the DFS sale would have actually ended. |
 
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WOMEN’S ENGLISH
Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to do that I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot[...] |
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| All of the USA's problems can be attributed to the fact is it built on a Native American burial ground. |
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| When cheating on your wife or girlfriend - make sure that they both have the same length and colour hair so when one asks "who's hair is this?", you can simply say - "It's yours you balding twat". |
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| Before I got into comedy, I was a plumber for 150 years - although that's just an estimate |
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| Crossing an apple with your wife does not result in a computer that never goes down. |
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