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| Total Joke Score: | 4,174 | ||
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The best of Bean's 33 jokes (View All).
| Cluedo is a lot harder when there isn't a black guy to blame it on. |
 
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Unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzenegger could never be president of America because he is not American. Well... We all know what happened last time an Austrian took over a foreign country... |
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by Bean in Celebrities - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 275.4
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What's the best example of failing? When the USA's population outnumbers the UK's population 5:1 and are still bullied on Sickipedia. |
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The average obese child is expected to die at the age of 54. Well, that's the pension crisis sorted then. |
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by Bean in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 187.8
| Has anyone thought of looking for Maddie in terminal five? |
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| Has anyone ever wondered how blind people know where to look for braille? |
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by Bean in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 70.2
| 2 Girls 1 Cup: Bringing a whole new meaning to getting shit-faced. |
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Why REAL Football is better than American "Football".
*Real football is played all around the world. American Football think going internationally is playing in Toronto. *Surely, shouldn't it at least be called American Rugby? It's fuck all like real football. *A game which is called "Foot"ball, usually revolves around kicking, not throwing. *In real football, when there is 10 minutes to go before the game finishes, I can expect I sti [...] |
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| What if Tango started making tea...? Would they need to change their slogan to "You know when you've been tea-bagged"? |
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"Canadian rocker PIERRE BOUVIER was taken to hospital at the weekend when he was hit by a glass bottle thrown at him by a fan." To be honest, If I was bottled on stage, I wouldn't call them a fan. |
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by Bean in Celebrities - ??? Other Celebrities - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 32.4
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