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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 533 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 6,181 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 110 hours, 24 minutes | ||
The best of Banner2k5's 157 jokes (View All).
| Nymphomaniacs; they're fucking everywhere. |
 
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by Banner2k5 in Sex and shit - Nymphomania - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,196.6
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I can't think of anything funny to say. This must be how it feels to be a woman. |
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Barry Chuckle Posted (08:43, 15/6/09) "To me" ---------------------------------------------- Paul Chuckle Edited (08:44, 15/6/09) "To you" |
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With today being the Anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster, I expect there will be hundreds and hundreds of jokes crammed into this small area, ending with a large number of them being buried. A fitting tribute. |
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| If I was a suicide bomber, I'd put a light hearted spin on things by asking someone to pull my finger beforehand. |
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The England team were up against the old enemy this afternoon... A nation's unrealistic expectation. |
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I woke up an hour too early this morning and went to work. Completely missing the fact it's Sunday. |
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Ortographobia is the fear of spelling mistakes. That name's tempting fate a bit I think... |
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My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about Wimbledon. I think Tennis enough. |
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There I was just minding my own business, when some woman called me a "pervert". I was shocked and horrified by this slander. I didn't think she could see me. |
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by Banner2k5 in Sex and shit - Peeping Tom - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 202.6
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