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| Total Joke Score: | 8,235 | ||
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The best of Aye-same's 19 jokes (View All).
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An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
#1 CHEESE-BURGER: £1.50 #2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50 #3 HAND-JOB: £10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" [...] |
 
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by Aye-same in Sex and shit - Prostitutes - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,197.6
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "How the fuck do you drive this?" |
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by Aye-same in Other - Animals/Insects - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,158.2
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Have you heard scientists have bred a nigger with an octopus? It's an ugly fucker, but it sure can pick cotton. |
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| Women only have orgasms because it's another chance for them to moan. |
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A White, a Black and an Indian are walking along the beach when they find a magic lamp. Quick as a flash, out pops a Genie.
"Ah, you have freed me," says the Genie. "I will grant you each one wish to show my gratitude." The Indian says, "I wish all the Indians were home in India living happy lives." Poof! He disappears. The Black says, "I wish all the Blacks were home in Africa living happy lives.&quo [...] |
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Why does a darkie wear white gloves in the cinema? So he can see his choc-ice. |
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Little Tommy on a farm runs indoors "Mummy! Mummy! The bull's fucking the cow!" His mum says "No Tommy, you must be polite and say 'the bull is surprising the cow'". Later on Tommy runs in again. "Mummy! Mummy! The bull's surprising all the cows!" His mum says "No Tommy, the bull can't be surprising all the cows". Tommy replies "Oh yes he can; He's fucking the horse!" |
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A Catholic bishop went to Rome and was determined to meet the Pope.
He went to St Peter's square and stood at the front of the crowd. He was fortunate enough to see the Pope leaving the Basilica so he tried to attract his attention. The Pope however, stopped just short of him and spoke quietly to a dishevelled and disgusting old tramp before moving on, ignoring the bishop. Now the bishop thought that the Pope must be a good and caring man who would go out of his w [...] |
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The Greek god Zeus was flying over a Greek island and noticed a naked woman washing herself, so he swooped down and made love to her. Then he said, "In 9 months you shall have a child and you shall call him Hercules!" And the woman replied, "In 9 days you shall have a rash and you shall call it herpes." |
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A man is walking in London, when it suddenly starts raining so he takes shelter in a peek-a-boo sex shop and pays £50 to get in. He's then confronted by 3 doors.
They read "Blonde", "Brunette" and "Black". He chooses "Blonde", only to be confronted by 3 more doors reading "Small Tits", "Medium Tits" or "Big Tits". This time he chooses "Big Tits" only to be again confronted with 3 more doors readi [...] |
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