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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 199 Total Joke Score: 17,243
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 219 hours, 58 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 1048 Live Jokes: 401
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 647 Duplicate Jokes: 35


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With all these companies dropping Tiger, I am becoming more and more proud of Kelloggs for sticking by him. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 8819 in Celebrities - Tiger Woods - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 718.8

I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tescos complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he had A wrecked aisle dysfunction
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Joke by 8819 in Sex and shit - Erectile Dysfunction - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 526

People who wank with lube need to get a grip. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 8819 in Sex and shit - Wanking - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 487.6

I read the headline "5 people crushed by rocks in Portugal".

That's what they get for picking scissors.
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Joke by 8819 in In The News - Headline - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 471.2

Me and my girl are in a long distance relationship. Fucking restraining orders. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 8819 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 457.2

I am a teacher and I took a child's Innocence today.

That'll teach him to drink smoothies in my lessons.
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Joke by 8819 in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 440.4

Madonna recently went to watch her kids at their sports day.

Or the African cup of nations as it's better known
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Joke by 8819 in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago - Current Score: 422.2

I read the headline "9/11 suspects face New York trial".

The other 2 are lucky bastards.
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Joke by 8819 in In The News - 9/11 - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 407

Apparently, Jonathan Ross only goes to rugby matches to play pranks on people.

He loves Twickenham.
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Joke by 8819 in Celebrities - Jonathan Ross - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 400

My mate asked me what I think Mr.T's first name is.

He's a Nigger, so the smart money is on "Gill"
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Joke by 8819 in Celebrities - Mr T - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 383.8

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