Jokes under Illness and mortality > Starvation
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Just think - the old homeless guy who sits outside my local station doesn't know what it's like to have a full tummy on Christmas Day. But he will do this Friday, thanks to me - I'm gonna go down there and tell him. |
 
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by Unassigned in Other - Advice (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,562.8
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Heard the latest African Nations Cup score? Tunisia 8, Ethiopia didn't. |
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| World hunger is getting ridiculous. There's more fruit in my shampoo than there is in an African village. |
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by buddy_millet in Illness and mortality - Starvation - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 362.6
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Scientists claim that a "starvation diet" can increase your life expectancy by 5 years. Doesn't seem to be working in Africa does it? |
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by welsh_151 in Illness and mortality - Starvation - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 242
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I've just seen an advert saying that four African children die every minute. It certainly made watching my egg boil more amusing. |
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by hamboner in Illness and mortality - Starvation - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 222.4
| How stupid did I feel when I finally found out that Hungary wasn't in Ethiopia. |
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by db1981 in Illness and mortality - Starvation - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 218
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How do you know if an Ethiopian is going to die? His friends are crowding around him with forks. |
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by LOUIS223 in Racism - Ethiopian (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 209.8
| After watching the advert last night on starving african kids. I decided to ring the number as advised, and pay the money! One of those would be useful, they catch more flys than that sticky plastic strip I've got hung up in the kitchen! |
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by Kingoflimbs in Illness and mortality - Starvation - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 174.4
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So Africans have to walk 15 miles every day just for a bucket of water. I always wondered how they managed to stay thin. |
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by Sickoldman123 in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 134
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I think Halloween is a bit racist. I mean, you never see any black skeletons. Unless you count the Oxfam adverts... |
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