Jokes under Racism > Glasgow
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A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time. He says, "This is Amanda." His dad jumps up. "It's a fucking what?" |
 
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Filming of 'World War Z' in Glasgow city centre has hit a snag. The zombies are having a hard time fending off the locals. |
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The 11 year old boy, Liam Corcoran, who boarded a flight alone from Manchester to Rome without a passport or ticket, has claimed that he was just, "Looking for a toilet". If that's the case, he should have just boarded a flight to Glasgow. |
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I normally pay for a prostitute when I'm down in Glasgow, instead of going out on the pull. It's a lot cheaper than trying to get a Glaswegian bird pissed. |
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I was walking down the street in Glasgow when a couple of guys shoved me up against a wall. One said, 'Here, you. Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?' I replied, 'Actually I'm a Buddhist.' He said, 'Aye, but are ye a Catholic Buddhist or a Protestant Buddhist?' |
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BBC News: Parts of Glasgow are to be made to look post apocalyptic for Brad Pitt's new film. Residents are said to be elated with the renovation of their houses. |
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A biker has been banned for hitting the fastest ever speed on a Scottish road - 166mph. This beats the previous best of 158mph set by a Tennent's Super Lager delivery driver passing through Glasgow. |
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New studies say a smile can add seven years to your life. Unless you do it to a stranger in a Glasgow pub toilet. In which case you've probably got about seven seconds left. |
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Brazil is building a "intimidating man-made structure" beside the airport to welcome people to the Rio 2016 Olympics Visitors to Glasgow for the Commonwealths in 2014 will be met with something similar: Glasgow |
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What do call a chip pan in Glasgow containing no chips? Soup. |
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by fistheadx36 in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 32.2
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