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What's the difference between Canada, Mexico and America?

America has nice neighbours. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Racism - Canadian - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,622.8


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I was speaking to a Canadian the other day and he said to me, "I've been here for a few months now, and I'm really enjoying it in the UK."
I thought, "that's really nice," but then I remembered he's used to living with the French and next door to America. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ferret in Racism - Canadian - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 150.2




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I fucking hate Canada.

Half of them speak French and the other half fucking allow it to happen! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Lashley in Racism - Canadian - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 130.4


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It's that time of night when us British Sickipedians can score some cheap points from our cousins from across the pond so here goes:
Canadians, press the sick button to win your bodyweight in maple syrup. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spiritleader in Racism - Canadian - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 89.4


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Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ScoCmac in Racism - French (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 52.6


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Canada had the most potential of any nation in history. They could have had the culture of the British, the cuisine of the French and the technology of the Americans.

Instead, they got the culture of the Americans, the cuisine of the British and the technology of the French. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mattomic in Racism - Canadian - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 37


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Somebody needs to inform these American criminals that counterfeiting Canadian money is about as useful as cloning the French. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn in Racism - French (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 30


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It was announced today that Canada is preparing to increase it's commitment to assisting the United States in its war against terrorism.

They have promised to commit two of their largest battleships, 6,000 armed troops, and 60 fighter jets.

However, after the exchange rate is factored in, that comes down to a canoe, two Mounties and a flying squirrel. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Welsh Twat in Racism - Canadian - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 26.8


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Finally got my Canadian history exam results back.. I got an EH I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by StatuesCryBleeding in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 12


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I fucked a Canadian moose from behind last night.

Or Celine Dion, as she prefers to be known. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by grove in Racism - Canadian - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 11.8



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