Jokes under Sex and shit > Sex Clinic
| Don't you think the people that can actually spell chlamydia correctly have something to hide? |
 
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by ElectroHouseMan in Sex and shit - Sex Clinic - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 472
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What's ASDA and my cock got in common? You get the cheese on rollback. |
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I got back with my ex the other day. We shared a night of passion, but I was disappointed to find that she had already left by the time I woke up. I found a note that she'd left for me though: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I've got Syphilis And now so do you |
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One of my friends has been in a sex rehabilitation clinic. He managed to get three shags before staff discovered him and kicked him out. |
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Coughs and sneezes spread diseases. According to the test results and the messages on my phone from two distraught girls, apparently so does my cock. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Sex Clinic (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 20.4
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I went to see the doctor about a rash on my cock today. He asked me to drop my pants then he examined it. "Hmmmm, how long have you had it?" he asked. "About 7 inches on a warm day," I replied. |
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by wolfmaneman in Sex and shit - Sex Clinic - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 11.2
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What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynaecologist? A Genealogist looks up your family tree and a gynaecologist looks up your bush. |
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My wife and I went to a therapist yesterday, and he told us we need to 'open up each other's hearts'. My wife thought the idea was fantastic, until I tried to drill her chest. |
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I've made some huge advances in Gynaecology. That's why I was struck-off. |
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I thought it was about time I had a check up so I went to the STD clinic. As the doctor was examining my penis he said," Any discomfort when you wee?" I said, " No." He said," What about sex?" I said," Thanks Doc, but we've only just met" |
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by illegalnature in Sex and shit - Sex Clinic - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 7.4
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