Jokes under Illness and mortality > Stroke
|Those people who say that "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger", have clearly never arm-wrestled a stroke victim.|
I recently suffered a brain haemorrhage. When I woke up in hospital afterwards, the only parts of my body that still worked were my right arm and my cock.
I managed to discharge myself the same day.
Face: has their face slumped on one side?
Arms: can they raise both arms?
Speech: is their speech slurred?
Time: gentlemen, please!
I'd been feeling depressed since I suffered a severe stroke which paralysed one side of my face. To cheer me up my mates took me to a comedy club tonight.
I had a right laugh.
|I'd jump for joy at Thatcher's passing were it not for my fragile bones brought about by a lack of milk as a child.|
|I find it really hard to say some things with a straight face, such as "I think I'm having a stroke."|
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