Jokes under Illness and mortality > Stroke
| I had an argument with a stroke victim, it was pretty one sided. |
 
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by ezblud18 in Illness and mortality - Stroke - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 583.6
| Playing charades is a bad time to have a heart attack. |
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submitted by bawbag, originally by Demetri Martin in Illness and mortality - Stroke - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 534.2
| Those people who say that "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger", have clearly never arm-wrestled a stroke victim. |
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by andanutherthing in Illness and mortality - Stroke - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 369.4
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I recently suffered a brain haemorrhage. When I woke up in hospital afterwards, the only parts of my body that still worked were my right arm and my cock. I managed to discharge myself the same day. |
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by 8 ace in Illness and mortality - Stroke (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 318.2
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Face: has their face slumped on one side? Arms: can they raise both arms? Speech: is their speech slurred? Time: gentlemen, please! |
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by 8 ace in Illness and mortality - Stroke - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 184.2
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I'd been feeling depressed since I suffered a severe stroke which paralysed one side of my face. To cheer me up my mates took me to a comedy club tonight. I had a right laugh. |
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by poindexter in Illness and mortality - Stroke - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 162
| I'd jump for joy at Thatcher's passing were it not for my fragile bones brought about by a lack of milk as a child. |
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At least my massive stroke wasn't all bad news. My poker playing has improved by about 50%. |
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I jumped out at my Dad and shouted, "A surprise can cause a stroke!" His face dropped. |
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by MrSmooooth in Illness and mortality - Stroke - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 139
| I find it really hard to say some things with a straight face, such as "I think I'm having a stroke." |
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by provenrobbie w in Illness and mortality - ??? Other (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 131.2
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