Jokes under Sex and shit > Strippers
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I got my son a stripper for his birthday. My wife wasn't impressed, but it's not every day he turns 4. |
 
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A farmer is in his big machinery barn one day doing a striptease when the farmhand walks in catching him in the act. "What the fuck!?" exclaims the farmhand. "Oh!" replies the farmer, looking quite embarrassed. "Thing is, Mrs farmer and I haven't been getting on recently so my therapist advised I should do something sexy to a tractor." |
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I was checking this girl out when she said, "Stop looking at my tits, you fucking pervert." I said, "This is your first night working in a strip club, isn't it love? |
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I don't have that much money. In fact, all the money I do make I end up giving away to Charity. It's a funny name for a stripper but she works hard for it. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Strippers - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 349.4
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I went into a strip club today and saw all the dancers skimpily grinding and spinning on their poles. Honestly, they come over here and take all our best jobs! |
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My wife said, "I want a straight answer... did you pay for sex with a prostitute on your stag weekend?" I said, "No, definitely not, no way... the lads paid." |
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I joined a troupe of male strippers, but my mum warned me "If you work in THAT business, you'll see things you wish you'd never seen!" She was right - the first time we performed, I saw her in the front row of the audience. |
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by Dristarg in Sex and shit - Strippers (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 291.4
| Have you ever wondered if the money in your wallet was ever in a stripper's butt crack? |
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Last night on stage at the strip club was the ugliest dancer I've ever seen. She danced up to me and said "Hey Handsome, what would you like me to take off first?" I said "My glasses." |
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| If I ever rob a man, I'll kidnap him at about 7pm dressed as a chicken and hold him hostage until 3 am. Before I release him, I'll throw glitter, alcohol and perfume on him then drop him off at home. Try explaining that to his wife, "Honey I was kidnapped... By a chicken.... And he threw glitter on.... Fuck it, I went to a strip club." |
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by Impatient Rat in Sex and shit - Strippers - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 171.2
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