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'Lily Allen to quit music business over illegal downloading'

At last, proof that crime DOES pay!
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Joke by gibbonboy in Celebrities - Lily Allen - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 556


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Someone should tell Lilly Allen that, like a joke, having a baby is all about the delivery. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Spalkusties in Celebrities - Lily Allen - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 459




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Some of you people making jokes about Lily Allen losing her baby is just wrong.

It's not fair and I think you're really mean.
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Joke by SeanMc1993 in Celebrities - Lily Allen - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 427.8


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What's the difference between Lily Allen and a MILF?

3 months.
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Joke by Ohshite in Celebrities - Lily Allen (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 418.4


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So Lily Allen's ex couldn't make her scream.

He should have tried jumping out of the bushes with a mask on and his cock out. It works for me.
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Joke by chicken_george1 in Celebrities - Lily Allen - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 363.6


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MSN news 'Lily Allen to enter 'baking contest'

Yeah right, as if she can keep a bun in the oven.
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Joke by goonerjamie94 in Celebrities - Lily Allen (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 355.8


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'Another foot fell overnight.'

Anyone else think Lily Allen's tweets are getting a bit graphic?
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Lily Allen - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 247.8


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What has a Pumpkin and Lily Allen got in common?

They both had a good scrape out on Halloween.
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Joke by zobbertron in Celebrities - Lily Allen - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 180.2


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SKY NEWS: Queen Says Farewell To Doomed Carrier.

I had no idea she even knew Lily.
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Joke by EducatedGuess in Celebrities - Lily Allen - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 174.6


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I've invented a new tool to help abort babies.
It's called an Allen key.
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Lily Allen - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 143.4



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