Jokes under Celebrities > Stephen Hawking
|My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously - he's dead now.|
Stephen Hawking had a hot date last night.
She stood him up...
And he immediately fell on the floor.
BBC News - "Stephen Hawking: God did not create Universe"
If God DID exist, he'd be pretty pissed off. In fact, if I was god I would probably have gone back in time and punished Hawking in some horrible way...
Nope, no sign of that.
I see that Stephen Hawking is ill in the hospital.
Have they tried turning him off and then back on again?
There once was a man called Hawking,
Who got very bored of walking,
He got on a scooter,
Attached a computer,
And now it does all of the talking.
|Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.|
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