Jokes under Celebrities > Stephen Hawking
| Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker. |
 
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by slightlymoist in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2,160.4
| My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously - he's dead now. |
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by GangRape in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,157.4
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Stephen Hawking had a hot date last night. She stood him up... And he immediately fell on the floor. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,635.8
| Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder. |
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by Sickoldman123 in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,593.2
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BBC News - "Stephen Hawking: God did not create Universe" If God DID exist, he'd be pretty pissed off. In fact, if I was god I would probably have gone back in time and punished Hawking in some horrible way... Nope, no sign of that. |
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by PepperoniPizza in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,540.4
| Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries. |
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by Hughesy2 in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,519.8
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I see that Stephen Hawking is ill in the hospital. Have they tried turning him off and then back on again? |
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by smithy08 in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,297.6
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There once was a man called Hawking, Who got very bored of walking, He got on a scooter, Attached a computer, And now it does all of the talking. |
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submitted by drinkcelot, originally by arrangedletters@b3ta.com in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,076.4
| Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day. |
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by bawbag in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,058.6
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Stephen Hawking has written another book. It's about time. |
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