Jokes under Politics > Environment
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I saw a poster that said, "Breathing air in metropolitan areas can reduce your life expectancy by 2-3 years". I would imagine that not breathing air would reduce it considerably more. |
 
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The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead. |
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by Little Red Rooster in Politics - Environment - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 539.6
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The government are always going on about saving energy. I tried turning my lights off to save some... I ran over a cyclist. |
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submitted by justincider, originally by Simon Brodkin as Lee Nelson in In The News - Climate Change (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 304.6
| Sickipedia is doing its bit for the environment - just look at the amount of recycled jokes on here. |
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An environmentalist came into my shop today and bought a few bits and bobs. "Would you like a bag for those?" I asked as I began scanning his items. "Only if they degrade." He replied. So I took a black marker pen and wrote on it "The person carrying this bag is a stinking, worthless, hippy cunt." |
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by fistheadx36 in In The News - Climate Change (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 217.4
| My boss suggested I started taking my bike to work to help out the environment, so I did...and put it in the back of car. |
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by max the storyteller in Politics - Environment - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 167
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Of course, Hitler's real crime was his damage to the environment. If only he'd planted a tree for each jew, he'd be considered a hero! |
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by allmadeup in Celebrities - Historical Figures (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 55.2
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After sitting through countless TV adverts, drifting my eyes to cornered internet ads and seeing many articles in the newspaper of efforts to conserve energy to help the world. Books, now run on electricity. Nice. |
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by devilo in In The News - Climate Change (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 40.2
| I was walking through town today when a couple of students came up to me with "Save the Earth" t-shirts on. They were desperately explaining to me how overuse of the airlines is killing the planet. Noticing an odd accent, I asked where they were from...turns out they were from New Zealand. Hypocritical cunts! |
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| There's already talk of a hosepipe ban this summer, which is distressing news for anyone planning on committing suicide in their car. |
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