Jokes under Politics > Environment
I saw a poster that said,
"Breathing air in metropolitan areas can reduce your life expectancy by 2-3 years".
I would imagine that not breathing air would reduce it considerably more.
The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable.
Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.
The government are always going on about saving energy.
I tried turning my lights off to save some...
I ran over a cyclist.
|Sickipedia is doing its bit for the environment - just look at the amount of recycled jokes on here.|
|My boss suggested I started taking my bike to work to help out the environment, so I did...and put it in the back of car.|
Of course, Hitler's real crime was his damage to the environment.
If only he'd planted a tree for each jew, he'd be considered a hero!
After sitting through countless TV adverts, drifting my eyes to cornered internet ads and seeing many articles in the newspaper of efforts to conserve energy to help the world.
Books, now run on electricity.
|There's already talk of a hosepipe ban this summer, which is distressing news for anyone planning on committing suicide in their car.|
Page load time: 0.19s (Startup: 0.05s, Controller: 0.1s, Template: 0.04s)
Sickipedia v3.5, served by WEBFE
el gato no es bueno
Sickipedia © 2007 - 2013