Jokes under Celebrities > Morgan Freeman
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Is the new Batman movie cursed? Consider the evidence: 1. Heath Ledger died from an overdose earlier this year. 2. Christian Bale was arrested a few weeks ago. 3. Morgan Freeman was in a serious car crash on Sunday. 4. I'm planning to kidnap Maggie Gyllenhaal next weekend and keep her in my cellar as a sex slave for the rest of her natural life. Spooky, eh? |
 
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On BBC Radio 1 this morning, Fearne Cotton described her surname to Morgan Freeman as " Cotton, as in 'Cotton picking' " Morgan replied with "My name's Freeman. As in 'no longer picking cotton'." |
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Morgan Freeman, 72, is marrying his step-granddaughter, 27. Maybe he really is God. |
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by mathb in Celebrities - Morgan Freeman - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 150.2
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I just watched The Shawshank Redemption with Morgan Freeman. The bastard talked all the way through it. |
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by pgchips in Celebrities - Morgan Freeman - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 94.4
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This black guy once said to me: "Hi, I'm Morgan Freeman." "Well Morgan," I said. "I still personally miss the days when you weren't." |
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Morgan Freeman has been injured in a car accident. Serves him right for playing God. |
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| Morgan Freeman has played God and Nelson Mandela, but still hasn't managed the greatest challenge of all: Uncle Ben. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Morgan Freeman - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 30.6
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All the media attention seems to be about the serious injuries Morgan Freeman has suffered after the car smash. Not one of the inconsiderate bastards have asked how Miss Daisy is! |
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by congyiszizu in Celebrities - Morgan Freeman - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 27
| Is it me or does Morgan Freeman look like a lit cigar? |
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by KitchInStinkHole in Celebrities - Morgan Freeman - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 16.6
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Why did Morgan Freeman cross the road? Because his car spun out of control. |
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by MightyBoosh in Celebrities - Morgan Freeman - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 13.8
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