Jokes under Sex and shit > Sex Tourism
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Flight BA 205 is approaching Bangkok airport. The pilot is giving some information about Thailand. "30% of the population have aids, 20% have other sexually transmitted diseases and 50% suffer from chronic bronchitis." One passenger wakes up half way through and says to the guy next to him, "what did he say?" He said, "if they cough, you can fuck 'em!" |
 
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I got off with a stunning Thai girl last time I went to Asia. We had steamy, passionate sex all night long. Afterwards she was still quite horny and she started caressing my cock. I said to her "You handle that well don't you?" "I should do", she replied, "I used to have one". |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Sex Change (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 65.8
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I've always been interested in Sex tourism. In fact, I've been quite lucky and found a great deal for just three quid. The number 42 bus goes past three Schools and a Convent |
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Went to Amsterdam this weekend. Got completely wasted and fucked loads of whores. It's nice because we don't often get away as a family. |
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Thailand The place you fuckin' pray you don’t bump into anyone you know. |
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by nobscratcher in Other - Holidays (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 5.2
| I was in Bangkok and I took a fit Thai bird back to my hotel room. Right away we leapt into to action, she loved every moment of it moaning groaning and finally after over an hour of hard fucking she digged hers nails into my back and came hard, and looked very satisfied indeed, My anus however was in tatters. |
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I just heard them say on the radio to spare a thought for the Dutch. Spare a fucking thought, they still get to legally fuck prostitutes and get high! Spare a fucking thought...pfft |
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| I was thinking about trying out one of those Bangkok soapy massage parlors. But i've been told it's a slippery slope. |
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by spiffingharrumph in Sex and shit - Sex Tourism (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2.2
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The government tried to suppress my hard hitting report into the widespread availability of child prostitutes in Liverpool. Thankfully another organisation has been willing to publish my findings, so I'm very grateful to the Liverpool Tourist Board. |
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by Dog Botherer in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2
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Whilst standing outside a pub in Africa I heard a strange cry. "I'll fuck black, I'll fuck white, I am fucking dynamite!" It was the mating call of the Great White Wino. |
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by stallion sd in Sex and shit - Sex Tourism - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 0.6
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