Jokes under In The News > Shootings
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Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after. |
 
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by geemack in In The News - Terrorism (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3,821
| Well, that's the last time I get in a Cumbrian taxi and 'call shotgun'. |
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by KARMACOMATOSED in In The News - Shootings - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,387.6
| The citizens of Cumbria think they're unlucky. I just accidentally voted down my own joke. |
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submitted by Raw1980, originally by Stevie B in In The News - Shootings - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,053
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Four kids badly mauled and one eaten alive in Norway before they managed to shoot the polar bear. Oh if only some sort of sharp shooting Norwegian gunman had been nearby to save the day. |
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by widowwarmer in In The News - Shootings (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,047.8
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Manchester City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat tonight. They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him. |
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Tim Kretschmer is still 5,999,984 points away from Germany's high score. |
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by Bunnyreaper in In The News - Shootings - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,011.2
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Police have charged a man for the murder of two French students in South London. Making a statement outside Scotland Yard this evening, Superintendent Brannigan said, "Since the furore over the shooting of that Brazilian Jean Charles de Menezes in 2005 we can no longer provide this service for free." |
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by Unassigned in Crime - Knife Crime (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 951.4
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The shootings at the cinema in Denver have ruined the Batman film for me. All I can see in my pirate copy is the audience running about. |
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You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a film. So why download a movie? Because I don't like getting shot at whilst eating popcorn... |
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After a night on the piss in Whitehaven, I threw up in a taxi this morning. I was worried about the cost of valeting the car but the driver generously said, "Somebody is going to pay for this," before speeding off. What a nice guy. |
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