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I was recently asked about my views on euthanasia.

I said they all look the same to me. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by def-con-one in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 566.2


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My best friend's wife has cancer and only a couple weeks left to live. He's so stressed with everything at the moment so asked me to take care of her whilst he went for a walk to clear his head.

Unfortunately, it turns out when he said, "take care of her", he wasn't meaning for me to suffocate her with a pillow. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ferret in Illness and mortality - Euthanasia - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 264.2




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Sky News: Man Seeks the Right to End His Life

In the story it says, "Mr Nicklinson is too ill to travel to the Swiss suicide clinic Dignitas."

.....maybe he should try anyway? Whether he makes it or not it's a Win-Win situation, right? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by NeverTooLow in Illness and mortality - Euthanasia - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 187


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Tony Nicklinson is campaigning for his right to be lawfully killed by a doctor

Of course, he could just go in for a routine operation and save all this hassle. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by buddy_millet in Illness and mortality - Euthanasia (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 172.4


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Hmmm...I haven't seen Grandma and Grandad since their trip to Switzerland. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Lewdluke in Illness and mortality - Euthanasia - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 73.4


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I helped my mum out with assisted suicide.
She was in that much pain.
My wife dissagreed with what I did though.
She said that toothache wasn't a good enough reason. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by justincider in Illness and mortality - Old Age (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 65


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Since my wife was diagnosed with cancer it has been even more miserable than usual in our household. I couldn't believe my luck when I won the lottery and could pay for that miracle treatment to bring back my happiness....

She's off to Switzerland tomorrow 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by christhesituation in Illness and mortality - Euthanasia - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 64.4


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I went to Switzerland to commit supervised suicide. I arrived in time for a welcome breakfast. They were serving Cheerios. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Paddyb123 in Illness and mortality - Euthanasia - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 62.6


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Dr Shipman.

What's the worst that could happen? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by dirtyoldfreddie in Illness and mortality - Euthanasia - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 53.2


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My gran always said when she died she wanted to go peacefully in her sleep. Pity she woke up while I was pressing the pillow down on her face. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Euthanasia - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 50.8



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