Jokes under Illness and mortality > Leukaemia
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The morning after Christmas, two brothers are in front of the tree. "So what did you get?" "I got a PSP, a bike, four model cars, ten action figures, the new playstation 3, 10 games for it, and loads of cool t-shirts and clothes. And you?" "I got a pair of socks and a spiderman toy." "Is that it?" "Well yeah, but I don't have leukaemia." |
 
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by sickfuck in Illness and mortality - Leukaemia - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 981
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Me and the wife have just been for our 12 week scan. The doctor said, "Mr and Mrs Keemier, I'm pleased to say you are having a baby boy." The wife won't let me call him Luke. |
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by illegalnature in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 171.6
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A girl with a bald head just pushed in front of me to go on The Nemesis at Alton Towers. "Hey you!" I cried, "What's your game pushing in straight at the front?" "She's got Leukemia" Her mate snarled, "she hasn't got much time left." "Oh" I replied, "Well unless she's only been given half an hour she has plenty of time, so get to the fucking back." |
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by bumblesquash in Illness and mortality - Leukaemia - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 118.8
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Kicked the shit out of four skinheads who were looking at me funny. Turned out they were blind leukaemia patients, but a win's a win. |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 59.2
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Several comments on this site recently have given me cause for concern, notably jokes concerning abuse of children with special needs. As a worker in a childrens' hospital I would like to remind everyone that young ones with mental disability are just as loving, human and communicative as 'normal' adults, just in their own, very individual, ways.
Stick to the kids with Leukemia; you never have to worry about washing the come out of their hair and there's a much better chance they'll [...] |
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by stalker in Illness and mortality - Leukaemia - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 31
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There's a charity bike ride in London on 26th May next year for Leukaemia sufferers. If I shave my head I think I have a good shot at winning this. |
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by dano_scores in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 20.2
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I always try to give as much as I can to leukaemia charities. Every three weeks I get my barber to sweep the floor, stick it in an envelope and post it off. |
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by TheAncient in Illness and mortality - Leukaemia - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 19
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Its cost me a bloody fortune buying everything my daughter wants for xmas, but next year I'll be living it up in Amsterdam with my mates! Thanks, leukaemia. |
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by copsncrooks in Illness and mortality - Leukaemia - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 11.6
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Life is so bloody unfair. I work my guts out to pay for a family holiday to Florida. Next doors kid gets a touch of leukaemia and the're all getting a free trip. |
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| I've been arguing with my son for weeks over whether he can have his head shaved like all the 'cool' kids in his class, then just when I think I'm finally starting to get the upper hand the little bastard goes and gets leukaemia. |
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by Gunk Rhyme in Illness and mortality - Leukaemia - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
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