Jokes under Sex and shit > Fisting
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I don't think I could ever fist someone. I'm pretty sure my hand would instinctively grope around for a Pringle while it was in there. |
 
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by jimboleem1 in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,050
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Arm amputees: Stumped for cash? Earn a second income by taking impressive fisting photos. |
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Pornhub:'Tight teen takes a whole fist' Then how exactly is she tight? |
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| My wife's back on the bottle. She said fisting just wasn't the same. |
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SING IT GIRLS!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died. But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong... and knew that I could take you on BUT THERE YOU ARE Another lie I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry, I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there wa [...] |
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submitted by Unassigned, originally by turtilla.com in Sex and shit - Fisting (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 192.8
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What's the difference between an angry man and a gay Arab? One's shaking a fist....... |
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| Whilst doing some filing in the office today one of my colleagues asked me to give her the hole punch, I couldn't believe she'd heard about my special move. |
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I watched my girlfriend give birth the other day, it was the happiest day of my life. After seeing that, I know she's capable of taking at least one fist. |
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Who likes fisting? Put your hand up |
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by baltheimpaler in Sex and shit - Fisting - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 102.6
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Natalie Portman. Now there's a crack I wouldn't mind getting my hand stuck in for 127 hours. |
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