Jokes under Crime > Abduction
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mikehawksbig wrote: We just got back from a holiday in Portugal. Came back with the same number of kids I left with. How clever am I? ----------------------------------------------------------------- Not as clever as me. I came back with one extra. |
 
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by buttcrust in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 4,531.8
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Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and aliens. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted. |
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There was a girl knocking on my hotel door all night last night... ...I finally let her out. |
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33 miners trapped underground? Sounds like Fritzl upped his game. |
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by its_me in Crime - Abduction (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,204.2
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I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbour's kids do is scream. I'm seriously considering giving them back. |
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I saw a poster this morning for a missing five year old girl. Blue eyes, blonde hair, always smiling. Anyway, this afternoon I was in the town hall, I looked to my right and saw a big curtain which over time had sagged and I could see through. I was shocked to see a little girl with her hands tied sitting on a mattress - five years old; like the poster, blue eyes; like the poster, blonde hair, like the poster and... No this one was balling her eyes out. |
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Dear Gerry McCann. You should watch Taken. That's how you react when your daughter is missing. Love, Liam Neeson |
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Jokes on Sickipedia are a lot like children. If you start stealing them you'll get a bad reputation. |
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by PoloHole in Crime - Abduction (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 766.4
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I asked a few kids if they could push the back of my car to help get it started and they agreed. Who needs sweets when you can use super glue? |
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by TheRizzler in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 717.8
| "Kidnapping" is a strong word. I prefer to think of it as "surprise adoption." |
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