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My doctor reckons I'm paranoid.

He didn't say it, but I know he's thinking it.
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Joke by MuslimBoy in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,357.6


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I was walking home last night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo... In morse code I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by Mike_Hunt_Smells, originally by Emo Phillips in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 647.4




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Do deaf people get paranoid when farting in public? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AB in Sex and shit - Farting (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 537


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My Doctor has told me I'm paranoid.

I wonder who else he's told.
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Joke by Stuart Torrance in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 534.6


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If you want to know more about paranoid people, follow them around. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by robc in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 336.8


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A man goes into Waterstones and asks if they have any books on Paranoia.

The assistant beckons him closer, looks left and right then whispers, "They're behind you."
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Joke by drof in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 285


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I suffer from paranoia, and it doesn't help when I come on here and it says "There's 686 of you looking at this page." I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by clements in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 224


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I'm getting pissed off with my new psychiatrist.

I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money.
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Joke by kamsy123 in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 187.6


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I called our local Paranoia Society today.
The guy who answered the phone said,"How the fuck did you get this number?"
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Joke by bawbag in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 176


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My friend told me he was suffering from paranoia.
I wasn't convinced so I hired a private detective to find out.
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Joke by theDuplicator in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 154.2



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