Jokes under Celebrities > OJ Simpson
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US football star and actor OJ Simpson has been sentenced to 15 years in jail for armed robbery. Judge Simpson described OJ, 61, as arrogant and ignorant or as the English say 'American'. |
 
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by buzzlightyear in Celebrities - OJ Simpson - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,327.2
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One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." OJ thought [...] |
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| When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? |
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| O.J Simpson is to star in a re-make of a Walt Disney classic. It's called The Lying Coon. |
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| After the guilty verdict in recent the O.J simpson case police have decided to reinvestigate the case for which he was aquitted 13 years ago. At this time things are looking good and sources say that police have uncovered the murder weapon, a 6'1" spade. |
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OJ Simpson is getting married again. He's decided to have another stab at it. |
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What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the England football team? O.J. Simpson had a more credible defence. |
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by peeps in Celebrities - OJ Simpson (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 35
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What's brown and thinks twice about having a shower? OJ. |
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| O.J. Simpson has 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one. |
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I was in a bar with the wife the other day and said to the barman. "i'll have a lager and can you do an oj for my wife?" So he took her out back and knifed her to death. |
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submitted by pouncey, originally by Alan Donagan (manchester comedian) in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 22.6
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