Jokes under Racism > Texans
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When I was on holiday in America, in Texas, I noticed a very popular slogan on cars, t shirts, shops, posters etc- simply " Don't Mess With Texas." I must admit, I agree with that. Its wrong to make fun of retards. (HAHA -- Even most Americans agree with this one!) |
 
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| A five hundred pound Texan man, George Vera, was arrested for selling counterfeit CDs. He was searched twice before being taken into custody, but managed to conceal a handgun between his rolls of fat, which was only discovered when he was taking a shower. Upon closer scrutiny, he was also found to be hiding a rocket launcher under his left tit, and a panzer tank in the crack of his arse. |
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I'm getting fat and lazy. I eat too much junk, drink too much alcohol, spend half my day wanking over my sister's holiday pictures on Facebook, insulting the all blacks, spicks, chinks and jews, and grooming 10 year olds on Bebo. Might as well get it over with and move to Texas. |
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During a business trip to China, I was browsing through a department store in Beijing when a staff member timidly approached me. "Excuse me," she said. "Are you American?" "Yes, I am," I answered. "What state are you from?" she asked. "Texas, " I replied proudly. "Oh, I'm sorry," she said, obviously disappointed. "I was hoping to find someone to help me with my English." |
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You know how everything in Texas is bigger than anywhere else?
Well, there was this Texan living in London a while back. HUGE fellow he was, had to duck under all but the highest of doorways, (often had to go through sideways.) and he was always going on about how much bigger things were back home, used to really bore everyone senseless with his bragging. Anyway, he had a heart attack and died one day, and wound up the a mortuary where a friend of mine worked. [...] |
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I once knew a sarcastic cowboy. Tex Piss |
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I recently went on an expedition to South America. But it wasn't long before an unusual tribe started referring to me as the 'Devil' due to the colour of my skin. They then all participated in a series of strange rituals in order to please their 'God'. Their twisted, backwards society frightened me. I don't think I'll be heading back to Texas any time soon. |
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| I think it's unfair people saying that everyone from Texas fucks their sister, they are decent people for heavens sake, they wouldn't want to cheat on their mums |
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by lukeharman in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3.4
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